What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Anti Joke

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