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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

jd and zach loves vigina

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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