- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

There's my tractor.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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