- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

I have cancer. And you're next.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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