- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Take part of what?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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