- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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