A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Anti Joke

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