- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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