- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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