- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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