- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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