roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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were you expecting a joke

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Denard Robinson

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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