- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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