- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is white and long? A New York winter

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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