- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??