Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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