What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Justin Bieber

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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