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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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