A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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