- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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