TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

This is an anti-joke.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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