Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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