What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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This sentence is a lie.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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