- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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