your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Make me famous

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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