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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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