whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Atheism

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What is cowboy say

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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