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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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