A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

richard is fag

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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