- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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