- Anti Joke

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.