- Anti Joke

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

here's a joke... the american education society

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback