- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

i hate non minorities!

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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