in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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