- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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