- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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