Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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