A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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