- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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