- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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