- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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