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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why did your mum die young because she had canser

steven hawking walks into a bar

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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