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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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