- Anti Joke

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

69.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.