Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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