- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??