- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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