Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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