How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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black people

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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