Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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