- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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