Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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