- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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