Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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