- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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