What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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