ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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