- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I have read the terms and conditions

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

The Big Band Theory

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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