Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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