- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

FIONN'S LIFE

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Republicans

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's stupid a light bulb.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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