What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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