How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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