Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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