What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

drugs.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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