Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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