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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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