- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

lets bomb africa

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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