- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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