What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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