The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

human centipede

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

=3

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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