Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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