- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Potassium? K.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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