Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

okay so theres this guy.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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