- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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