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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

The truth is he loves her!!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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