- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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