If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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