- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A baby seal walks into a club.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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