- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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