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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

If you have a stroke, call 000

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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