The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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