My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Obama lin Baden.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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