Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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