A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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