how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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