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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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