- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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