- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??