Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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