- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

knock knock Goodbye

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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