Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Obama lin Baden.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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