- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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