How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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can you pass the soap?

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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