- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

No soup for you!

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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