Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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antijoke is the best website.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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