It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Nobody cares maddie!

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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