Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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