What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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