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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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