- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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