Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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