- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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