Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

this website is a bad joke

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

2 black kids walk into school

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

No your aunties a joke

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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