Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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