- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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