Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What's big and purple? Barney

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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