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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.