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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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