- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's big and purple? Barney

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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