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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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