How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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