- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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