- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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