A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Haha, I get it..

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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