How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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