Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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j.p. is dumb

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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su algato es en fuego

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Women's Rights

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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