- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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