- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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