- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

mikey is cute

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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