- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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