- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Cripples are lame.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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