- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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