- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

an american walks out of a strip club.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Gay rights.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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