Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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